My Favorite Church Sign Slogans

One of my favorite things to do on long trips, any trip really, is read the slogans on church signs. Some of the witty slogans on those signs are a sermons within themselves. I decided to collect and share my favorites. The following are some of the slogans which impressed me the most.

Questioning God? He created the brain cells with which you are thinking.

People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that results.

Famous last words: I'll get right with God later.

God loves you so much that he made you read this - just to let you know.

Eternity is a long time to be wrong.

Extreme makeovers start here.

History is His story.

God answers all knee-mail.

The best vitamin for a christian is B1.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Give the devil an inch and he will be your ruler.

Man's ways lead to a hopeless end, but God's ways lead to endless hope.

This church is prayer-conditioned.

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

In the beginning there was nothing - which exploded - yeah right!

A family alter will alter a family.

Live so that they won't have to lie at your funeral.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Security is not found in the absence of danger, but in the presence of God.